I had my left arm over his chest, and we were inspecting the contrast of my skin against his. My roast chicken versus his steamed chicken I always say.
His two fingers descended upon the cute little blob on my upper left arm, and squeezed them between his 'pinchers'.
"OOoouuuu! Don't squeeze my BCD!" I shrieked.
Then we both felt into fits of laughter.
BCD - Buoyancy Control Device
BCG - Bacillus Calmette-Guerin, as in BCG vaccine.
Therefore, to alleviate these endemic withdrawals which we have been suffering from, we are going on another trip. Hush now. Don't let my mama hear this.