Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Randomly Brutal
So I took this test, some dating personality test, right after that Heroes personality one (I'm Nikki!)..
Genghis Khunt (Random Brutal Sex Master)
We almost called you Brutus the Uterus and attached this picture:
But we figured you wouldn't understand, and rightly so. We don't understand either. So you are Genghis Khan, master of man, bringer of pain, riding your way to conquest after conquest.
Your sexual averice is legendary. You've already had an unusually high amount of experience, and, still look for more. You intimidate many. You make no apologies.
Personality wise, you are carefree and relatively easy going. You don't plan out things ahead of time; you tend to live in the moment. Of course, this can cause some damage when the moment happens to include a screaming orgasm with his younger brother. Hence the 'brutal' tag we've given you.
But you know what, take five seconds to lock the doors and you'll be fine. There's nothing wrong with a little sex, or a whole lot.
Avoid: The Slow Dancer
Consider: The 5-Night Stand, The Hornivore, The Playboy
*GASP* I would never shag the boyfriend's younger brother.
But, take the test and have a laugh. I took it twice cos I didn't believe the result when it said I was Genghis the first time round. Random and brutal sex master eh?
Now bend over, boy! *whip*
Posted by Doreen at 3:42 pm
