"Body odour (known also as scent of the immortals) is a disgusting condition with an awful, nauseating smell. It often affects social relationships, and can delay life's major event: marriage. It diadvantages young men and women at job interviews or when they try to enlist, therefore inflicting much suffering and anguish. By using a new total treatment, we can instantly eradicate the odour with a rate of 97.53% success. For joy in life and future happiness, we welcome you to come and rid yourself of it..."
Excerpt from Soul Mountain by Gao Xingjian.