Monday, July 17, 2006

cannot stand up leh!

I've yet to have a man confide in me about his erectile dysfunction problem.

Then again, I doubt they'll speak to me about it. I mean, I'm no expert on the male reproductive system and I probably will laugh at them if they mumble something along the lines of "Uh.. you know ah, my thing.. there, that thing down there.. it cannot stand up leh!"

Perhaps also, with the advent of new technology in healthcare and or easy access to local herbs as remedies, many obtain their own medication in hopes of making it stand proper.

But when it comes to Viagra, Tongkat Ali and the likes, they only offer a One Nite Stand (literally) cure don't they?

Anyways, men, if your organ is not wanting to stand to attention when commanded, fret no more!

Introducing the Erectile Dysfunction Test Band....

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Thanks to a particular company, men now have a very private and personal method of determining if they have ED. It's not a cure, it's just a way of finding out for sure, and therefore encourage men to seek medical treatment for it.

It's basically a paper band which you wrap and affix securely at the base of your shaft before you go to bed. Apparently, in the course of your sleep, your penis will encounter 5-6 nocturnal erections. If you wake up in the morning and the band is torn, hoorah! You are alright! And if it's still in-tact at the base of your shaft, dude, go get help.

What a fantastic idea! (right)

But. The pro did say that even if the band is found to be torn, one MIGHT still have performance problem with his missus under the sheets. That person ought to seek medical help too.

Anyways. I found it to be a laugh. A band around the dick? HAHAHA. Kinda like those wrapper band around the McDonanld's sundae cone?

Read up on the full story here.

Posted by Doreen at 11:05 am