Thursday, July 27, 2006
Gaseous Matters
The man lets one rip. Damn loud sial!Me: Babe, do you just fart conveniently when with me? Do you do that when you're with your friends too?
Him: Yup.
Me: OK *shrugs*
Him: *very excitedly* We even compete when it comes to farting!
Me: Hmmm.. *nose starting to wrinkle at this point in time* What kinda competition?
Him: Well, if I let one rip, one guy will try and return a fart too.
Me: HUH? *mentally picturing a game of tennis - I hit to you, you hit to me*
Him: There was this once, he let one rip first. And I immediately returned it in the next second! Prrrrrrrroooot!
Me: Huh?
Him: Yeah lah! Some more my friend can tell me, "Wah you on standby one is it?" *laughs to himself*
Me: Gosh.
Posted by Doreen at 6:18 pm
