Oh the irony. The 3 alphabets that spell the toilet spells my surname, so I should be a born natural-crapper right? Ah... but practice I still need. Loads of it.
Doreen Loo in the loo.
Hmmm. Maybe I should change the title of my piece? Loo Talk? Nice ring to it dontcha think?
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We are getting screwed on stage. Every single damn one of us. And you won't ever catch me peeling off my thong in public, but I do it... I mean how else am I gonna get screwed?